PAUL BYA LEAVES FOR WASHINGTON TO ATTEND US-AFRICA SUMMIT

Due to the war in Ambazonia and probably a fear of the global pandemic (Covid-19), we are told that La République Cameroun’s ailing president, Paul Biya, was unable to travel out of his Etoudi Palace. Reports have it that he left Yaoundé today for Washington D.C. to attend the US-African Leaders Summit scheduled to take place from 13-15 December 2022. According to Cameroon cord news, Mr. Biya will be stopping over in Geneva, Switzerland, not to condole with Switzerland following the country’s trouncing in the World Cup, but to undergo a special steroid session which will enable him to operate in the highly demanding conference in the American capital.

The reports goes further to insinuate that Over the last decade, Mr. Biya has been surviving on steroids given his poor health. He is currently a colony of diseases which require huge consumption of steroids. According to a source close to the Unity Palace, President Paul Biya has been psychologically depressed in recent times and the trip to the American capital is an opportunity for him to step out of his palace and demonstrate to the world that he is still in charge in Yaoundé. The dictator and mastermind behind the genocidal onslaught in Ambazonia can not be seen indiscriminately fellowshiping with the United States; by this we are reliably informed of different reactions of Southern Cameroonians/Ambazonians in this regard.

Currently, some Southern Cameroonians are positioning themselves for a demonstration to receive the dictator in Washington with the clear objective to reassert Ambazonia's question and call on the Biden administration to stay even more vigilant in their relationship with the octogenarian Paul Batholomie Bi Mvondo Biya. The secretary of State for Communications and IT Martin Mungwa PhD, F.ASCE in this delight has a worded framework for Ambazonians; hear him.